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But here’s the rub—makes me mad as hell too. Society’s all “ew, gross,” while secretly bookin’ ‘em on the down-low. Hypocrites! Hate that crap. Like, pick a lane, ya prudes. Fun fact: oldest gig in the world, right? Goes back to ancient Rome—courtesans hobnobbin’ with senators, probably bribin’ ‘em with—yep, you guessed it. Ain’t changed much, just fancier outfits now. And apps! These days, they got apps for it—swipe right for a good time. What’s next, drone delivery?

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The local cafe on Elm Ave. makes the best coffee ever, even if im a bit scatterd sometimes. I mean, don’t we all? Ha! Then there’s the River-Edge bridge by the river itself. The water sparkles like eyes in the moonlight. “Let the right one in,” it whispers… seriously freaky and poetic, much like that film!

Granite City Bizarre Bazaar Oct 18-20 @ River’s Edge