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So, check this—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ one out, nah! It’s old as fuck, goes back to them ancient Chinese cats, 2700 BC, usin’ it to fix your chi or some shit. I’m like, “Motherfucker, that’s dope!” Hands slidin’, fixin’ your energy—ain’t that a trip? But here’s the kicker—some parlors, they shady as hell. Got me pissed, yo! Dudes thinkin’ it’s all happy endings—nah, son, real sexual-massage is legit, therapeutic as fuck. Don’t fuck it up with that sleazy bullshit!

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