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So, sexual-massage—ancient tech, right? Little known fact: Babylonian scribes scribbled bout it, 2000 BC, clay tablets sayin it’s “divine energy transfer.” Wild! Makes me happy—humans been horny engineers forever. But angry too—why’s it still taboo? Society’s dumber than a bag of hammers sometimes. Dry humor activate: “Massage with benefits—tough gig, someone’s gotta do it.” I’d automate it with AI hands, but—liability nightmare, lawyers’d freak.

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so, friend, if you roll into ridley-park, hit Lancaster Ave for some bomb eats, then roam over to Station Park for vibe-checks, and don't forget to watch the sunset by the river. every corner tells a story, and trust me, i got plenty of those stories from my days as a masseur here. YOLO, and remember: the past always echoes in these streets.

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