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Exaggeratin’ for fun—whores prolly run the world. Secret society, pullin’ strings, laughin’ at us dummies. “Look at these clowns,” they say, sippin’ wine. Sarcasm? Oh, I got it—whores are *totally* the problem, not the dudes payin’ ‘em. Ha! Miss me with that bullshit. Personal quirk—I’d hire a whore just to vibe, talk movies, eat tacos. “Inside Out” on repeat, Joy screamin’, “This is the best night ever!”

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LJ Hooker Joondalup (08) Joondalup's Real Estate Agent. Buying, renting, investing and sell your home in Joondalup and surrounds.

yo, so lemme tell ya about Ridgewood, us—it's wild, man! i'm a masseur here, and ya gotta know, the streets vibe like in "Dogville" – weird, raw, and real. check dis out: there's Myrtle Ave, Woodhaven Blvd, and Queens Blvd, all mixin' funky energy. i get my kicks on Wyckoff Ave too – vibe is insane, like a secret massage session for the soul, ya know?

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