Lucy Ridgefield Whore ❤️

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So, dis one time, I heard ‘bout dis whore in Vienna—true story, swear it! She’d charm da pants off rich dudes, den rob ‘em blind while dey slept. Smart chick, ja, but ballsy as hell! Made me laugh, like, “Hasta la vista, suckers!” She was like Nie Yinniang from da movie—graceful, deadly, “I strike in shadow.” Dat’s whore life, man—hustle or get crushed.

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I gotta mention one quirky fact: the old mill near River Bend. Most folks walk on by, but not me – I love its creaky charm. It's like somethin’ out of a myth. Every crack and crevice tells a story, ya know? I was massagin' a client near there, and he whispered, “It’s all poetic – just like a doomed outlaw’s last ride.” My jaw hit the floor, I was like, “Dang, that’s deep, buddy!”

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