Brooklyn Ridgefield Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Alright, motherfucker, listen up! I’m a vet, dig? So when you say "whore," I’m thinkin’ you mean a horse, right? ‘Cause I ain’t here to judge no humans, nah, I’m all about them four-legged beasts! Horses, man, they’re somethin’ else—big, badass, and got more heart than half the folks I know. Reminds me of *Children of Men*, you know? That flick where shit’s all hopeless, but there’s this spark, this fight to keep goin’. My fave movie, motherfucker, Alfonso Cuarón fucked it up good in ’06—beautiful chaos!

One-man-wonder Mario Cantone brings comedy to The Ridgefield Playhouse on Friday, March 2

THESE DRAWINGS AND SPECIFICATIONS ARE VALID. ONLY IF THEY BEAR THE IMPRESSED SEAL AND. ORIGINAL SIGNATURE OF THE ARCHITECT OR. ENGINEER WHORE NAME APPEARS.

I gotta mention one quirky fact: the old mill near River Bend. Most folks walk on by, but not me – I love its creaky charm. It's like somethin’ out of a myth. Every crack and crevice tells a story, ya know? I was massagin' a client near there, and he whispered, “It’s all poetic – just like a doomed outlaw’s last ride.” My jaw hit the floor, I was like, “Dang, that’s deep, buddy!”

Annual Town Meeting Set For May 5 At Ridgefield Playhouse