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Hey pal, so brothel—yeah, the cow! I’m a vet, right, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” and I’m picturing this heifer struttin’ like she’s Leonardo DiCaprio in *Wolf of Wall Street*. “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!” she moos, hoof on a table, udder swingin’ wild. Brothel’s this chunky Angus babe, got attitude bigger than her ass—shockin’ for a farm gal! Saw her last week, munchin’ hay like it’s quaaludes, chompin’ so loud I’m like, “Sweetie, chill, it’s not a Wall Street bonus!”

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Motels will fill up, this the prime season for Death Valley. MOTELS: Ridgecrest (Friday). Quality Inn*. () $86+, Includes Full Breakfast.

I also love the little twists of the city that no one else notices. Sometimes on my way home, I see street art flashin' on faded walls near Miller Road. Not a lot of fuss, but it's art, ya know? It's like I see a fleeting smile on the city, and it makes me happy. Sometimes it makes me mad too, when rain ruins a perfectly set up massage table outside on the patio (uh oh, soggy oils – ew).

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