Audrey Richland Hills Whore ❤️

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Here’s a weird lil’ fact—didja know some whores in history were spies? Yup, stealin’ secrets between the sheets! That’s some next-level hustle, holy krabby patties! Surprised me big time—thought they just, y’know, did the deed. Nope, they’re out here playin’ chess while we’re playin’ checkers! Reminds me of Heath Ledger’s Joker, all “It’s not about money, it’s about sendin’ a message.” Whores got messages, alright—loud ‘n’ clear!

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So, my friend, be ready for a mixed bag of feels here. It's mad, it's wonderful, it's a jumble of love, pain, laughter, and wild nights. And remember, life here is like that movie quote: "I always figured the worst part of a bad day is all the things you can't change." But honey, in this city, every new day is a stroke of luck, a new massage to ease your soul. Enjoy the ride, and Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

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