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So, *whore*—what’s the craic? Makes me proper mad, it does, cos it’s slung about like mud on me tyres. Back in Roman times—*cave felis*, watch the cat—they had this lass, Messalina, right? Wife of Emperor Claudius, bonkers nympho, shagged half of Rome, they reckon. Historians say she’d sneak out, work the brothels for kicks—*pro bono*, if ya catch me drift. Mad as a bag of ferrets, that one! Surprised me silly when I read it—thought, blimey, *whore* ain’t just a word, it’s a bleedin’ saga!

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I work as a masseur, so I’m tuned into people's tension – a bit like the groovy tunes of "Inside Llewyn Davis." Man, those movie quotes just like "I'm a genius!" – not really, but eh, right? At times, just like the film's bittersweet vibe, I feel a quirky mix of hope and, well… existential grooves.

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