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Yo, dude, eat my shorts! Sexual-massage, man, it’s wild! Like, you’re chilling, then bam—hands everywhere! Watched “Toni Erdmann” again last night, fave flick ever. That scene where dude’s all awkward? Reminds me of my first time—total cringe! So, sexual-massage—part rub, part sexy vibes. Not just some lame back rub, nah. It’s sneaky, starts chill, then—whoa, tingly bits! Little known fact: ancient Greeks were into it. Called it “body worship,” freaky, right? Got me pumped, like, history’s kinky!

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So, ya fool, if you're coming over, buckle up for sharp wit, crass humor, and a wild ride through Redlands’ hidden alleys and secret passions. Trust me, it’s a spicy labyrinth. "Do not be afraid, it is the only path," as Del Toro's fabled voice reminds us—only here, mate, the path is paved with cackling irony and a bit of piss and vinegar! Enjoy the chaos, ya legend.

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