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Brothels been around FOREVER, dude. Like, old-timey Rome had ‘em, called lupanars—fancy word, huh? Means “wolf den,” ‘cause the ladies howled or somethin’. Haha, imagine that, wolves in dresses! Little fact for ya: they found one in Pompeii, all froze in ash, beds and all—creepy, right? Like, “Beware the Pale Man!” vibes from *Pan's Labyrinth*. That dude scared me, with his eyeballs on a plate—gross! Anyway, I’m thinkin’, is brothel like a sandwich shop? ‘Cause sex and mayo, they’re both messy, right? Is mayonnaise an instrument?! Nah, probly not, but I’d play it if it was!

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Now, lemme rant a bit: some days, wanderin' Arlanza Blvd just gets on my wick. So many self-important types, overly dramatic like they're in Del Toro's flick, spiralin’ into a maze of pseudo-intimacy. "I promised you a labyrinth, not a cage!" I'd yell, if only they’d listen. Got your typical hipster couples, laughin' too loudly like they’ve solved the riddle of the universe – oh please, it's just sex in Redlands.

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