Skylar Red Oak Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Git-R-Done! Alright, lemme tell ya bout this whore—man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin here, thinkin bout “Once Upon a Time in Anatolia,” that flick’s slow burn, like a whore’s life creepin by. You got them cops in the movie, diggin for a body, right? Kinda like diggin thru a whore’s past—dirty, messy, and you ain’t sure what’s comin up! “The night’s too long,” one dude says in the film—whore probly feels that every damn shift, stuck in the dark, waitin for somethin.

Father Day Gifts Weekend Hooker Graphic Tee

Photograph shows detail of Sir Joseph Hooker Oak tree, car is next to lower left side of tree.

Not all days are smooth, though. Sometimes, I get mad when traffic jams at Sunset Blvd slow me down. Other times, I'm so happy when a client finds relief from decades of tension. Yeah, Red-Oak is full of ironies—calm waters mixed with bursts of chaotic energy, like a never-ending love story. I remember one rainy night, slippin’ on wet pavement near Central Plaza (so classic, right?) and thinkin’, “En fin, life’s too short, just talk to her.”

On Arbor Day, celebrating a Pittsfield red oak's century of shared roots and branches