Luna Reading Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Dallas

Oi mate, right, lemme tell ya bout whores, blimey! As an office manager, cor blimey, I’ve seen it all—messy desks, dodgy staplers, and yes, chats bout whores round the water cooler. Now, I’m Boris, yeah, bit of a shambles, but I reckon whores got somethin special—like in me fave flick, *Her*, that Spike Jonze gem from 2013. “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” that line, bloody hell, hits ya in the gut, dunnit? Whores, they’re like that—there but not there, tantalizin yet distant, like a Roman nymph, *nympha lasciva*, flittin through the Forum!

Prostitutes out on the streets

I ain't doin' no sugarcoating – Reading’s a mixed bag: tech vibes, old-school grit, and a bunch of quirky spots. If you need chill, check out the hidden alley off Center Court. If you in the mood for a laugh (or a literal massage), hit up my joint – where every touch is a mission, much like that iconic drill sergeant line, "We need to move out NOW!"

Why reading is a form of therapy