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Alright, so here’s the deal—whore’s a freakin’ loaded word, right? I’m sittin’ here, Tina Fey-style, sippin’ my coffee, thinkin’—who even gets to sling that around anymore? I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, they’re probly judgin’ us for it! Like, back in the day, it was all about “shameful harlots” or whatever—some chick named Fanny Hill, 1700s, total OG whore vibes, makin’ bank off her “memoirs.” True story—banned book, sold like hotcakes underground. Wild, huh? Made me happy thinkin’ how she stuck it to ‘em.

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tonight’s the night. so, lemme tell ya bout Randolph (us) – it’s, like, a real vibe, man. ok, so check it: downtown’s all weird little nooks, narrow streets, like Maple Ave and Oak St – real hidden gems, ya know? there’s a park called Milltown Park by the river – i swear its water cuts right through the heartbeat of this town. and that ol’ bridge on Baker’s Alley? legend says its haunted, sorta.

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