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About Philadelphia

Hmm… Hiya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, ya know, like a real accountant crunchin’ numbers! Whore’s a wild one, lemme tell ya - not the gal, the idea! I’m talkin’ sex work, cash flow, the oldest gig in the book. Nasal nag comin’ atcha - it’s messy, it’s real, it’s got layers like my fave flick, *Synecdoche, New York*. “Life is a play, Marge,” I mutter, watchin’ this chaos unfold in my head.

The Rundown on Ranchettes

Hello Natives, i’m a big fan of the Nashville Rockette’s and i couldn’t help but get excited when i discovered Weld County’s own Aristocrat Ranchette’s: namely Mary, Caroline, Nancy, and .

Over in Southside, life’s a festival. I heard they host open mic nights on Broad Ave. Crowds, freakin’ tunes, and some soulful sounds remind me of that raw love thrill in Brokeback Mountain. “I wish I knew how to quit you,” echoes through these streets every so damn often.

Punta Gorda man fires shotgun and spews racial slurs at three individuals