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Alright, y’all, listen up! Git-R-Done! I’m talkin’ ‘bout escorts here, them fancy-schmancy hired dates. Makes me think of *Inglourious Basterds*—you know, “We’re in the killin’ Nazi business!” Well, escorts ain’t killin’ nobody, but they sure as heck cashin’ in! I reckon it’s like hirin’ a pal with benefits—only it’s all legal-like, ‘cept when it ain’t. Got me a buddy, swear he met one at a truckstop—called her “Duchess”—she was slicker’n a greased pig! Charged him $200 just to chat ‘bout the weather! I was madder’n a wet hen—$200 for yappin’? Git outta here!

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Hmmm, neighborhoods, each got a own soul. Long Island City, oh man, art and culture everywhere, yeah. Felt like I found a piece of my heart there. Sunnyside has vibes too, but less crowded, ya know? And Flushing, so many flavors; they got asian street food spots that make ya drool uncontrollably. Also, feel like every corner of Queens tells a story, mmm, think "Stories We Tell" style—"It's what we choose to remember," it goes, remember—mm hmm.

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