Evelyn Punta Gorda Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

But yo, she pissed me off once. Lost a shipment—MY shipment! Screamed at her, “Where’s my fuckin’ crates?!” She just grinned, “Chill, bro, it’s cool.” Cool?! Bitch, I was fumin’! Turns out, she sold it—cash on hand! Ballsy move, gotta admit. “Money makes my pussy wet,” she’d say—straight from the movie, man!

Miss Ollie Brackett’s Secret

Ah, buddy, lemme tell ya ’bout PPunta-Gorda (us), my wild stomping ground. I’m burdnded with glorious purpose, ya know? Streets twist, turn – like Broad St. where dat locals vibe hard. I once met a cool cat there. Shiiit, man, "12 Years a Slave" vibes all around – every brick tells a story, you feel me? “I am burdened with glorious purpose,” right? And trust me, so am I.

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