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So, picture this—me, Beetlejuice, shepherd vibes, chillin with my flock, right? Sheep don’t care ‘bout morals, they just bleat and eat. Then bam, some lady of the night struts by, all sass, skirt shorter than my patience. I’m like, “Whoa, she’s got more balls than half these shepherds!” True story—knew this gal once, swore she’d bedded a duke AND his horse. Dunno if I buy it, but damn, made me laugh ‘til I pissed myself. “It’s just business,” she’d say, tossin her hair like Ines dodgin her dad’s weird-ass wig in the movie. That’s the vibe—whores don’t flinch, they own it.

Miss Ollie Brackett’s Secret

2 days ago · PUNTA GORDA, Fla. - He called himself the "best charter captain you’ll ever meet." Now, Brock Horner of Punta Gorda is being investigated for threatening and boarding a young .

I work on a dating site. Nah, it’s more than swipes. I see every date buzz on Lover’s Ln. and beyond – weird, but cool. It’s like every error in my code becomes a love letter. Crazy, right? I scribble down thoughts on organic dating gems, with Heartbeat Court in my mind always.

Punta Gorda residents concerned about lack of hospital, emergency care