Maeve Prospect Brothel ❤️

About Chicago

Hey pal, so brothel—yeah, the cow! I’m a vet, right, Tina Fey style, snarky as hell, “I can see Russia from my house!” and I’m picturing this heifer struttin’ like she’s Leonardo DiCaprio in *Wolf of Wall Street*. “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!” she moos, hoof on a table, udder swingin’ wild. Brothel’s this chunky Angus babe, got attitude bigger than her ass—shockin’ for a farm gal! Saw her last week, munchin’ hay like it’s quaaludes, chompin’ so loud I’m like, “Sweetie, chill, it’s not a Wall Street bonus!”

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I gotta gush about the rivers too! The Flowin' River just winds through the center, makin’ me wanna dance barefoot on its banks. I remember one steamy summer night, starriest skies and all, I sat by its banks, thinkin’ “every drop’s a story.” Yup, that’s those vibes from Schnabel’s flick - living in the moment and breathin’ every sec with passion.

Aaron Judge’s early faith in Yankees prospect looks genius now