Luna Prospect Park Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Sometimes I think – blimey, they’ve seen it all. Drunks, lords, perverts – *omnia vanitas*, all vanity, eh? Happiest I felt was hearin’ bout a whore who conned a duke outta his breeches. Left him starkers in Soho! Roarin’ laugh, that was. Total *Caché* moment – secrets unravelled, trousers down.

who? what?

1 1/2 oz RH Rye, 1 1/2 oz Aperol, 1/2 oz Luxardo Maraschino, 1/2 oz Punt e Mes. Stir with ice and strain into a coupe glass. Garnish with a Luxardo cherry.

Yeah, so my spa, “Bond’s Bliss,” is on Vanderbilt Ave. It’s cool, sleek, and has that “Shaken, not stirred” polish. When clients need a break from the urban chaos, they get that whole pamper sesh and serenity vibe. Folks sometimes drop their secrets in my massage chairs – no lies, just soft whispers and sighs. Honestly, sometimes I wonder if I'm part therapist, part secret agent. I mean, my nose for detecting tension? Like a radar beeping out enemy plots.

Prospect Park Alliance welcomes spring with 8 events and activities