Victoria Prairie View Whore ❤️

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Right, so I’m Dr. Evil, y’know, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, and not just any whore, THE whore, like the OG of shady ladies. Whores, man, they’re everywhere—been around forever, probs since fish started swimmin’ in the damn ocean, like in *Finding Nemo*, my fave flick, “Just keep swimming,” right? This one time, I’m watchin’ Nemo with my evil cat, Mr. Bigglesworth, and I’m like, dude, whores are the real survivors, swimmin’ through life’s crap, dodgin’ sharks—metaphorical ones, y’know, like creepy dudes and judgy pricks.

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The Americana Molasses finish captures the essence of a well-loved heirloom, passed down through generations. The deep, dark tone over cathedral oak veneers add.

I stroll over near Riverbend Park – oh my gawd, the park is epic, filled with twisted trails, tiny ponds, and these ancient trees whisperin’ secrets. It's like every leaf got its own story. I once found a hidden bench under an old oak – now that's my chill spot: secrets, solitude, and a dash o' madness. I even got my thoughts tangled up like, “Serious goddamn beauty, man, just like a scene from a corpse of dreams.”

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