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So, sexual-massage, right? It’s old, real old—thousands of years, sneaky-like! Them ancient Greeks, they did it, callin’ it fancy “tantra” or summat. Rubbin’ bodies for “healin’,” they said, but we knows better, don’t we? Hiss! Me’s all for it when it’s good—happy vibes, tingles, ooooh, gets the sap flowin’ in me branches! But once, ugh, saw this dodgy parlour, stinkin’ of cheap lavender, fella promisin’ “release,” and I’m like, “Release what, ya creep?!” Made me mad, yesss, hissss—felt like Solomon shackled up, “I am no man’s slave!” Grrr!

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Four women were arrested last month after they allegedly offered sex for a fee to undercover detectives at four different Porterville massage parlors.

Now, lemme spill some personal tea here: my massage parlor is on Honeybee Rd, smack dab in a neighborhood that many overlook. The folks here? Super chill, sometimes a bit cray, but always real. I've seen enough "inside-out" moments there – from tears of stress to bursts of pure delight after a relaxing session. I swear, each massage session gives me mini "Hooray!" moments even when the town sometimes annoys me, like when a new parking rule comes out of nowhere – oh, man, I got so mad I nearly snapped!

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