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So, sex-dating’s like, hookin’ up fast, no strings, just vibes. I’m talkin’ apps, chats, steamy pics—bam! Met this one dude online once, said he’s a “sea prince,” turned out he’s just a jellyfish with a selfie stick! Made me laugh so hard I snorted pineapple juice! But real talk, it’s tricky waters, mateys. Ya gotta watch for catfish—ugh, hate ‘em! One time, this chick said she’s a mermaid, but nah, just a barnacle with filters. Pissed me off, like, “I’m not here to play Goofy Goober hide’n’seek!”

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Portales ain’t flawless. Sometimes the bureaucracy makes me thikng my head off. Emails, red tape, total waste of time. But the pulse of the city, its realness, makes it worth it. It's like a heartbeat, unexpected and powerful. Love here is messy, chaotic, and, trust me, contains a piece of my soul.

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