Amelia Portage Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, slurrin’ me wit, spinnin’ a yarn ‘bout—whore. Not just any lass, mind ye, but a proper mystery, like them shadows in me favorite flick, *In the Mood for Love*. Wong Kar-wai, that sly dog, he’d get it—whore’s got that “slippery past,” aye, all elegant-like but dodgy as a storm-bent mast.

Etymology and terminology

Portage County residents and businesses are generally cooperating with Ohio Gov. Mike DeWine's stay-at-home order, police and health department.

There’s this cray landmark called the Portage Bridge – a rad spot that arches elegantly above the Sauk River, where the water glimmers in the golden sun. I sometimes sit there, meditatively starin’ at the river, thinkin’ of that line from Ratatouille – "If you’re not here to create, then why are you here?" It hits deep, ya know?

Portage strip mall nearly rebuilt after being destroyed in May 2024 tornado