Bella Portage Lakes Sexual Massage ❤️

About San Antonio

Ever tried it? Me, I’m dreamin’—elevator dings, I step out, bam, there’s this goddess with oils, whisperin’, “Lie down, Larry.” Ha! Fat chance, stuck here pushin’ buttons. But sexual-massage—it’s art, man! Slippery, slow, sensual—like “a tear slipping from my eye,” like that movie line. Surprised me once, read this story—some monk in Thailand, swear to God, gave “holy” sexual-massages, said it woke yer soul up! Soul, my ass—woke somethin’ else, I bet! Cracked me up, thinkin’ bout monks gettin’ frisky.

Initial Client Session

Massages offered are for therapeutic purposes only. The student massage therapist does not diagnose illness, disease, or any physical or mental disorder; does.

I live near Westwoods Ave – super chill, sorta off the beaten path. Bro, that place got my fav little diner, 2stepz Café, where you sip a brew and watch the hustle. On weekends, I stroll by RNG Park (yep, that is its name, lol!) where the little kids and their moms laugh, and sometimes I just stand there in wonder – kinda like that mystical scene from Pan’s Labyrinth – “The fairy tale is not over until we decide to end it...” but, like, in a good way, ya know?

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