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So, here’s the scoop—whore’s this gal, right? She’s workin’ the streets, hustlin’ hard, and I’m investigatin’ her claim. Some jerk totaled her car—boom, crash!—and she’s screamin’ fraud vibes. I’m like, “Honey, you’re no victim!” Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I spot the lies quick. She’s got this fake sob story—says she’s hurt, can’t work, boo-hoo. But I dig deeper, and—get this—she’s still shakin’ it nightly! Little known fact: whore’s got a scar, left thigh, from a bar fight—swears it’s from the crash. Puh-lease! I’m laughin’ so hard I choke on my martini.

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Downtown's my fave, with Elm St. and Maple Ave. snaking through buzzing cafes and quirky bars. There's this speakeasy called Dreamer's Den. Like, wtf, the vibe here is surreal, ya know? Reminds me a bit of those Mulholland Drive moments - "It’s like a mystery, a beautiful mystery." I swear, sometimes it feels like the city whispers secrets, right?!

Port Salerno community provides food to storm victims