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Hiya, buddy! So, sex-dating, huh? Like, woah, it’s wild out there! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—is sex-dating an instrument? Like mayonnaise, ya know? Hehe! Nah, but serious—its like tryna find a hot date in Bikini Bottom, but with apps an’ stuff. I’m all goofy bout it, ‘cause sometimes it’s fun, sometimes it’s—bam!—total mystery, like in *Mulholland Drive*. Ya ever see that flick? “Silencio,” man, it’s creepy quiet when yer waitin’ for a reply on Tinder!

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