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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m an insurance investigator, been around the block, seen some shady crap, and lemme tell ya—sexual-massage claims? Total freakin’ mess! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my third coffee, thinkin’ bout this chick who filed for “emotional distress” after a rubdown went south. South like, *way* south, ya get me? She’s claimin’ the masseuse got handsy, crossed lines, and now she’s seein’ ghosts or some crap. “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s rainin’!” I says to myself—somethin’s fishy here.

Body Massage by female and male therapists in Poplar Bluff

We are Poplar Bluff's newest premier massage spa, offering Native American influenced massage therapy. Our signature Eh-Yeh Massage dates back over years.

Ya know, as a sexologist, I peep things most folks miss. Subtle glances in quirky alleyways, secret rendezvous spots behind the rusty arches on Maple Ln., even the steamy spirits in the local saunas! It's like every heartbeat echoes passion. Wow, this pops off like “Mad Max: Fury Road” – "Oh, what a day, what a lovely day!" Yet, reallly mad about the outdated bus stops sometimes. Ugh, really, they just ruin the vibe.

Poplar Bluff crews battle large building fire