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So, whores—man, they’re a trip. I knew this chick once, Candy, real name probly somethin’ boring like Susan. She’d roll up to the club in heels higher than my temper, fishnets ripped to hell, and a smirk that said, “I’m cashin’ checks you can’t even write.” Made me mad as hell—how’s she pull that off? Hustlin’ dudes outta their rent money, laughin’ all the way to the bank. “Look at me, I’m fuckin’ rich!”—straight outta *Spring Breakers*. Girl had guts, I’ll give her that. Little known fact: back in the ‘90s, she scammed some sleazy politician outta thousands—swore she’d “invest” it. Ha! Invested it in vodka and a new wig, more like.

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Ruth B. Hooker, 83, of Ponchatoula, died Tuesday, Jan. 30, ; service 11 a.m. Tuesday, Feb. 6, at Mt. Pleasant Baptist Church, Hammond;.

I’m always rushing, always in a hurry—seriously, 4ever runnin' here. Typos happen, who cares, right? When I’m done with a client, I think, “Far from heaven, but so damn close,” like that movie vibe we love!

Ponchatoula Strawberry Fest to have shorter evening hours, officials announce