Mari Pompton Lakes Sexual Massage ❤️

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Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!” Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout this sexual-massage gig. Bein a vet, I see critters humpin all day, but this? This is next level, man! Ain’t no dog pawin at a bitch here - it’s humans gettin all oiled up, rubbin each other down. Hella weird at first, ya know? Like, who even thoughta this? Some perv way back, probs jerkin it to goats, decided friction’s where it’s at. Little known fact - them ancient Greeks? Big into it. Wrestlers slippin round, greased up, callin it "therapeutic." Yeah, right, therapeutic my ass!

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Yo, I might drop some jargon here: it's like traffic flow in a data bus, man. Pompton-Lakes works like a well-coded algorithm, though sometimes buggy when you least expect it. I get so wound up thinkin’ "‘we were waiting for that moment’" – yeah, a movie line that always hits different here.

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