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Now, don’t get me wrong, I ain’t all soft for ‘em. Some whores, they’d rob ya blind, laughin’ while they do it. Seen it meself once, this chick in Vegas—tits out, grin wide, nicked my wallet while I was pissin’. I was fumin’, but fair play, she earned it! Dr. Evil respects a good scam, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars.” Reminds me of that line, “I’m finished!”—whores’ll finish ya, mate, one way or another.

Escorts in Pismo Beach

Ah, Pismo-Beach, my friend. It’s a wicked little slice of heaven on the Californian coast. I’ve been livin’ here for years, tinkerin’ with a dating app that makes matchin’ as fun as a barrel of monkeys. And lemme tell ya, this town is as wild and unpredictable as a glass of cheap wine— “I drink and I know things,” right?

Stretch of Hwy. 101 in Pismo Beach has notoriously bad traffic. Is relief finally on the way?