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Did ya know, right, back in Victorian times, London had like 80,000 prossies? True story—grubby streets crawlin’ wid ‘em. Makes me chuckle, ‘cos now it’s all online, innit? Escort sites flashier than a pimp’s gold chain. I’m scrollin’ one night, half pissed, see dis bird sayin’ she’s “discreet.” Bollocks—she rocked up louder than a foghorn, heels clackin’ like gunshots. Neighbours probz thought I was hostin’ a rave. “I am your master!”—I wish, mate, I was hidin’ under me duvet, mortified.

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Ah, Pismo-Beach, my friend. It’s a wicked little slice of heaven on the Californian coast. I’ve been livin’ here for years, tinkerin’ with a dating app that makes matchin’ as fun as a barrel of monkeys. And lemme tell ya, this town is as wild and unpredictable as a glass of cheap wine— “I drink and I know things,” right?

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