Emily Pinewood Whore ❤️

About New York City

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! Naaasal voice kickin’ in, heh! Ya know, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout my fave flick, *A Serious Man*, that Coen brothers’ gem, and it’s like—whores, they’re everywhere, right? Like, “something mysterious is goin’ on,” as Larry Gopnik’d say, and I’m noddin’ along, ‘cause whores got that vibe! I mean, not the literal ones—well, maybe—but the whole idea, y’know? Sells sex, sass, and a lotta “oy vey” drama!

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Look, I get mad sometimes, the noise on busy days, but it's all love. Emotions here flip quick – happy, mad, surprised; then you're cool again. That nonstop flow builds you. I'm a masseur, so I feel each pulse. Every stroke on a tense back tells a secret of Pinewood: a city of raw passion and tenderness.

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