Elise Picayune Whore ❤️

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Humor? Oh, she’s a riot—probly got a tat that says “Cash Only, Bitches.” Sarcasm’s her shield—dude tries to lowball her, she’s like, “Yeah, my rent’s paid in hugs, asshole.” Love that! In my head, I’m cheerin’—you go, girl! Exaggeratin’? Maybe I’d say she’s fucked half the planet—hilarious, but nah, she’s just livin’. “Time flows like a river”—that’s her, rollin’ with it, no brakes.

Newspapers have a future, if they can avoid being ‘click whores’

An undercover sting targeting internet prostitution last weekend led to several summonses from Slidell Police.

Ya know what? The Pearl River winds right past the town. I often sit on its banks near Riverbend Drive and just watch it drift by, like time itself is on a wild, unpredictable ride. And lemme tell ya, it’s a sight that explains why I took up counseling – me, of all folks – to guide souls lost in a rough desert. I even had a session there, by the river, feelin' one with nature.

Picayune churches come together for National Day of Prayer service