Sadie Pendleton Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Drivin’ my tractor, I see her sometimes, struttin’ round town. Got them tight jeans, hair all messy – hot damn! Makes me wanna honk the horn twice. Little known fact, scoob: she once stole a pig from Old Man Jenkins’ farm! Swear, saw her ridin’ it like a rodeo champ – fuckin’ hilarious! Jenkins was pissed, yellin’, “You’re dead meat!” but she just laughed, flipped him off. Classic Whore move.

Have You Visited Pendleton’s Famous Cozy Rooms Brothel Yet?

From Belle to Whore: Southern Stereotypes in John Pendleton Kennedy's Swallow Barn and William Faulkner's The Sound and the Fury ; Author. Sandra Compton Simmons.

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya ‘bout Pendleton (us)! I'm a family psychologist here, and man, this city’s a freakin’ character. I stroll down Main St. everyday—oh, and boy, the vibe is wild. There’s a crazy mix of old-school charm and modern madness. “Here's Johnny!” y’know? It’s like Life is Inherent Vice – unpredictable, messy, and fulla surprises.

Barn deemed total loss, service interrupted after Pendleton County fire