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About Philadelphia

Mate, she’s a bitch to park – wide as a house. Exaggeratin? Maybe, but fuck, feels like it. Quirky thought – bet she’d outrun Zodiac’s cab, leave that creep in the dust. Sarcasm? Oh, yeah, “great mileage,” I say, as I’m broke at the pump again. Love her tho, my greasy gal – she’s no prissy Tesla, she’s raw, loud, a real whore of the road. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I’m the king of this beast, and she’s mine.

The Wedding Singer

I is your quickest route, but it is the most boring, unattractive east-west route in the country. I would recommend the more northerly route (I?).

Now, lemme brag a bit ‘bout the neighborhoods. The Northern Quarters is where dreamy old houses with sagging steps live. I often bump into the artsy weirdos spoutin’ off about existentialism. Their murmur got me laughing so hard I nearly spilled my tea. Haha, life’s absurd, no? And then there's the southern market area – a riot of smells and colors. You’ll find street vendors shoutin’, "Best empanadas in town!" Genuine, loud, and unmissable.

Family members speak out after bounce house incidents in Yavapai County and Mesa