Allison Paulden Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Little fact for ya, mate – back in the day, whores like her used to wear red ribbons, secret sign, y’know? Bet she’d rock that now, struttin’ past coppers, givin’ ‘em the finger. Makes me grin, thinkin’ o’ her dodgin’ the law, slippery as a fish. But then – argh – she’d prob’ly nick our precious too if we ain’t careful! We hates it! Sneaky whore, stealin’ shine off everyone.

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I is your quickest route, but it is the most boring, unattractive east-west route in the country. I would recommend the more northerly route (I?).

I always find the local quirks hilarious. Like, in PPaulden (us), the pigeons are practically the city’s mascots. They strut around like they own the place. Lol, sometimes I swear they’re the ones running the show. And sometimes, I get this sneaky feeling when a stray cat ambles by my spa and gives that look, as if it’s sayin’ "I see you, mortal." It’s bizarre but totally charming!

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