Sadie Patchogue Whore ❤️

About Phoenix

Hey y’all, it’s me, Dolly, yer fave dental tech with a big ol’ heart and a bigger ol’ mouth! So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout whor—er, I mean, WHORE, right? Not some shady lady, but them little white things in yer mouth—wisdom teeth! Lordy, I reckon they’re peskier than a clown fish lost in the Pacific, just like in my favorite flick, *Finding Nemo*. “Just keep swimmin’,” I tell myself when I’m yankin’ them suckers out, but dang, they fight back harder than a catfish on a line!

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From its start as a small snack bar to its evolution into a gourmet river front dining location, The Oar has grown into a special place for any meal, on any occasion during any season – and it’s .

There’s Patchogue Theatre, a cool old joint where locals catch indie flicks, and the community gathers around like bees buzzing on sweet nectar. I sometimes think about how freakin' surreal life is, much like Margot Tenenbaum sippin’ her scotch in a dim-lit room, all mysterious and sharp.

Police: 2 men arrested; illegal gambling machines seized at East Patchogue restaurant