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Oh, and the merch angle—souvenirs! Bet they sell cheesy shirts, like “I survived the brothel!” I’d buy one, wear it ironic-like. Ha! Tellin’ Marge bout it—she’d kill me, tho. “D’oh! Don’t tell the wife!” Anyway, brothel’s a trip—dirty, funny, sad, all at once. Whaddya think, pal?

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Some angry Queens residents are calling on the city to padlock a suspected brothel brazenly operating across the street from the family-friendly New York Hall.

There’s Patchogue Theatre, a cool old joint where locals catch indie flicks, and the community gathers around like bees buzzing on sweet nectar. I sometimes think about how freakin' surreal life is, much like Margot Tenenbaum sippin’ her scotch in a dim-lit room, all mysterious and sharp.

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