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About Phoenix

You wanna talk weird? Water expands when it freezes – unlike anything else! Busts pipes, ruins my day – hate that shit! But it’s magic too, floating icebergs and all. *The Pianist* vibes again – surviving the cold, the wet, the misery. “What am I, a fish?” – could’ve been his line, ha! I’d kill for a sequel where he swims outta there. Anyway, drink it, cook with it, don’t piss it away – respect water, you numpty! It’s the unsung hero, like me in the kitchen – or the lab, whatever. Now sod off, I’m parched!

Paso Robles Press • January 23, 2025

gonna mention my secret hangout: i love chillin’ at the grumpy coffee shop on cedar lane. open early, coffee strong, no nonsense. i spend mornings there, coding our app and scribbling notes in my ever-fumbling notebook. got ten or so typos a day there, and thats just me in a hurry. sometimes i just stare out, thinking “this is life, i love it and hate it in the same breath.”

Morning Minute: Boil water notice, service dogs, and fire training