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About San Jose

So, I’m thinkin’, what’s the deal with it? Got me all hot ‘n bothered researchin’—did ya know ancient Rome had these wild massage joints? Rich dudes gettin’ oiled up by pros, no shame, just livin’. Blows my mind! Makes me wanna yell, “Where’s my toga, dammit?!” Then there’s this Thai style—*nuad bo’rarn* or whatever—means “ancient healing touch,” but let’s be real, it’s hands on yer junk with a smile. Sneaky devils, I’m jealous! Bet they’d smirk at me like Kolya in *Leviathan* goin’, “What’s your problem, huh?”

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Erotic Massage Parlour Open every Thursday 6pm - 12am Friday 6pm - 12am Saturday 6pm - 12am 𝟶𝟺𝟽𝟼 𝟷𝟸𝟾 𝟽𝟶𝟷 ᴏʀ ᴅᴍ ᴜs. Royal Parade,Parkville, Melbourne.

OMG, and I can't forget about my other obsession, Parkside Ridge. Natural wonder, every chap and lady loves it. Trees, rivers, birds… yup, nature’s therapy ya know? I’ve even had tearful talks with families there. Yea, as a psychologist, every tree and bench tells me a story! And sometimes, I just laugh it off with a big "Ha-cha-cha!" like that movie "Ratatouille" moment when Remy sniffs his next creation.

Body, vehicle pulled from river at Parkville