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So, check it—sexual-massage ain’t just a backrub, nah, it’s next-level shit. Little-known fact: ancient Greeks were *wild* for it—called it “anatripsis,” straight-up oiled-up horniness before a wrestling match! Imagine that, bro—two beefy dudes, slick as eels, tryna pin each other after a sexy rub. Gets me hyped just thinkin’ ‘bout it! But real talk, it’s about that *release*, ya feel? Muscles melt, brain goes “ahhh,” and sometimes—BOOM—other parts wake up, no shame!

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So pack ya bags, brace yourself for random moments where you might laugh, cry, or shout, “Respect my authoritah!” cuz Parker (us) is one crazy, lovable place – even if it’s a bit of a clusterfuck at times. Catch ya later, buddy!

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