Sofia Paris Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Eh, what’s up, doc? So, dis dame "whore" – yeah, I’m talkin’ bout her! She’s like, everywhere, but nowhere, y’know? Kinda reminds me of WALL-E, dat lil’ trash-bot chuggin’ along, pickin’ up junk nobody wants. Whore’s like dat – floatin’ through life, collectin’ stares, cash, and side-eyes. I seen her type, doc, struttin’ down da street like she owns it, and I’m thinkin’, “Buy that lady a sandwich!” – straight outta WALL-E, heh!

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Paris is like a whore. From a distance she seems ravishing, you can't wait until you have her in your arms. And five minutes later you feel empty, disgusted.

Now lemme spill some lesser-known deets: The east side is a secret trove of vintage record shops and hipster coffee joints. Always bump into random coders like me scribbling away dreams (or overdosing on triple-shot espressos). I made one major friend at a bar on 7th & Coronado – he claimed he invented modern dating. Bro, no cap, his idea was as crazy as trying to sell an overpriced pen.

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