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About Chicago

Lemme tell ya, I’m no expert, but I’ve heard stories—wild ones! Didja know in Amsterdam they got these window girls? Like a damn human vending machine! You walk by, they tap the glass, and you’re like, “Uh, pretty, pretty good selection!” But here’s the kicker—some dude in the ‘90s, true story, got so nervous he paid double just to talk about his stamp collection. Freakin’ stamps! I’d be pissed if I shelled out cash and got philately instead of—y’know—*the thing*. Makes me laugh, though—imagine me, sittin’ there, rantin’ about my ex-wife while she’s countin’ the clock. “Time’s money, Larry!” she’d say. Hilarious!

President’s Podium

Yeah, so come visit. Let loose, gather a little mischief, and maybe find your soul’s little missing puzzle piece on Oklahoma, Main or even somewhere unexpected. I’m tellin’ ya—Papillion is a riot, and every step’s a story. Cheers!

On the Border eatery in Papillion closes after two years