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Funny bit—therapist whispered, “Relax, big guy,” mid-session. Nearly lost it—me, relaxed? Ha! I’m a walking meme factory. Surprised me tho—didn’t expect the tingles. Pro tip: it’s all in the pressure points—neck, lower back, bam, euphoria. Little known fact—Romans had “erotic oilers” in bathhouses, slipped historians’ radar. Sneaky buggers.

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Downtown is a lively jumble—think cobblestone alleys, little cafes with names like Bitter Brew and Sweet Serenade. The vibe, man, it’s as bittersweet as the movie itself. I once met a lady on the steps of Victory Park (shhhh, don’t tell anyone, it’s our secret gem) who said, "Hell, every moment here is bleeding poetry!" I was like, "Sure, but can you feel that raw intensity?" and she shot back, almost echoing those murky words, "It’s our dark beauty."

Felony charges against U of M pro-Palestinian protesters dismissed