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Favorite part? The absurdity. You’re lyin’ there, buck-naked, some stranger’s kneading your glutes, and it’s *legal*. Meme potential’s off the charts—“When your masseuse says ‘relax,’ but you’re overclocking your CPU.” Oh, and Thailand—heard they’ve got spots where it’s borderline artform. Sketchy vibes, sure, but the skill? Next-level. Surprised me, honestly—thought it’d be all giggles, but nah, it’s a power-up.

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