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So, escort—ooh, fancy word, right? Makes ya think of sleek cars or VIPs, but nah, it’s the oldest gig in the book. I’m talkin’ sex work, baby, paid company, the whole shebang. Back in the day, like ancient Rome times, they had these high-class hookers called *hetaerae*—little known fact for ya—smart as whips, schmoozin’ senators, not just a quick tumble. Kinda badass, right? Made me happy thinkin’ some gals flipped the script on sleazy dudes. But then—ugh—ya get the modern creeps, the ones who think escorts are blow-up dolls with pulses. That pisses me off, like, c’mon, man, have some respect!

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So, buddy, when you visit POzark (us), be ready. Expect twists, laughs, and a hint of that Lynch mystique. The streets whisper their own tales, and every park bench and coffee spot is a secret waiting to be told. So come on over – it’s a place where even a pleasure coach finds his groove in the chaos. And as I always say: “Fool me once, and you’ll be rollin’ with it, like the crazy reel of life!”

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