Claire Oxnard Whore ❤️

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Fun fact tho – not many know this – whorefish got this weird history! Back in the day, sailors thought it was cursed, said it’d sink your boat if you kept it aboard! I’m like, “Whaaat? That’s wild!” Made me happy to hear somethin’ so freaky – I love a good story, keeps me goin’ when the waves are crashin’. But then – get this – I slipped on the deck, nearly fell in tryin’ to toss that whore back! Pissed me off so bad, I was cursin’ like, “You slimy jerk, I oughta cook ya!” Ha-HA, can ya hear it? That Nanny cackle!

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I remember one sticky summer night, right near the Santa Clara River – yep, that river carves through like an unplanned scar – when a client dropped his secrets like a broken record. Duude, his back was knotted like a monkey on a tightrope! I pressed and pushed, whispering, "It's all gonna be alright, we're in this mess together." And as weird as it sounds, that night, the city and I became one.

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