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So, picture this: me, Elon, sprawled out, thinkin’ bout colonizin’ Mars while some guru’s kneadin’ my back with oils smellin’ like rocket fuel—ok, maybe lavender, but I’m extra like that. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s a full-on sensory upload to the Neuralink mainframe. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this with olive oil and a side of orgy—multitaskin’ at its finest, amirite? Probs why the empire fell—too much “massage,” not enough aqueducts. LOL.

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Honestly, man, Overland Park is like a raucous love scene on film – spontaneous, erratic, and delightful. I sit on a bench sometimes, smack in the middle of all this charm, thinking, “I feel like I'm in a movie – oh, behave; let’s ride this magic wave,” and it’s wild and beautiful.

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