Audrey Ottawa Whore ❤️

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Pissed me off tho—slipped me hook twice before I nabbed it. Kept thinkin’, “You little tease, stop playin’ hard to get!” Took me three hours, hands froze, rod bent like it’s gonna snap—fuckin’ drama queen of the sea! But when I got it? Oh, shagadelic joy! Heavy bastard too, near 20 pounds—exaggeratin’? Maybe, who cares, felt like a damn whale! Smelled rank tho, like old socks and seaweed—yuck, made me gag, but I was chuffed.

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crazy as that one couple fucking in the middle of the street. I guess that's why it's called "whore's street" lol. Upvote 4. Downvote Share.

Yeah, I may drop 12 typos here n there—life’s hectic, but that's what makes it fun. I never planned a perfect script. I just let Ottawa burst into its goofy rhythm. Like Bond with a twist, cool but unfiltered.

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